art & inspiration blog of Jody Pham

• Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
• At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
• One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
• You’re never quite sure whether it’s ok to eat green crisps.
• Everyone who grew up in the 80’s has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
• Reading when you’re drunk is horrible.
• Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
• You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
• Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
• You never know where to look when eating a banana.
• It’s impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
• Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
• Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
• You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
• Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
• The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchildren is to call your teacher mum or dad.
• The smaller the monkey, the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
• Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
• Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
• Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
• It’s impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
• Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
• You never ever run out of salt.
• Old ladies can eat more than you think.
• You can’t respect a man who carries a dog.
• There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something.
• No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
• Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
• The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
• People who don’t drive slam car doors too hard.
• You’ve turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
• Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
• Bricks are horrible to carry.
• In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

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